a novel begins with a single word
Israeli parody of Taglit-Birthright Propaganda Trips (by Eretz Nehederet)
This had me literally laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. Especially since there was definitely a kid on my bus who said FUCK YEAHHH about…. everything.
5 days ago
brbrbrb dying
thatswhyaravenislikeawritingdesk:
Voldemort’s new nail polish collection
“My Skin”. dying lol.
he would have a nail polish collection.
5 days ago“One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the ignorant tight-ass club, in this building when the President stands, nobody sits.” ( x )
Reelect!
Stuff like watching the State of the Union always makes me want to rewatch The West Wing… <3
(Source: ivemissedsomething)
6 days ago
(via Official Site of SEMINAR on Broadway :: Home)
seeing this in a couple of weeks.
1. alan rickman. alanrickmanalanrickmanALANRICKMAN.
2. the number of hours of my life spent in workshops…
2 weeks agoWhy does the argument Picard Vs. Janeway always result in some sexist double-standard debate in this house!? Sigh.
When Janeway gets assimilated by the Borg, She uses it as a tactical advantage and gets them HOME
When Picard gets assimilated by the Borg, he becomes Locutus and kills thousands
When Janeway falls in love, that is when she lets herself, she doesn’t let it distract her from command
When Picard falls in love, he goes and plays music in the Jefferies tubes with Neela
When Janeway loses her fiance Mark to another while she is away, she pushed on.
When Picard (thought he) lost Neela, he went to his quarters and considered giving up his music.
When Janeway gets flung into the Delta Quadrant, she fights 7 years straight to get her crew home.
When Picard gets (temporarily) flung into the Delta Quadrant, he begs to Q to bring them home.
Janeway drinks coffee: BLACK
Picard drinks, Earl Grey teaWhen Janeway deals with Q it is because he wants to mate with her.
When Picard deals with Q it is because he wants to mess with him.While Picard is busy talking his way out of problems he caused, Janeway punches through and fixes problems she did not cause.
Enough Said. Janeway is my Hero.
(via fuckyeahvoyager)
3 weeks ago
(Source: theashkaari, via kaitmpayne)
3 weeks agoShe gets married, and I get…shot
(Source: thelawlofthewild, via singingupstream)
3 weeks ago
4 weeks agoI SEEM TO BE UNABLE TO HIDE THE TRUTH. I ENJOY LARGE BUTTS.
YES, I WAS GOING TO DENY MY MUTUAL FEELINGS ON THE SUBJECT BUT THERE SEEMS LITTLE POINT.
WHEN A WOMAN APPROACHES WITH A DECIDEDLY SKEWED WAIST-TO-HIP RATIO, RUMP CLEARLY VISIBLE, I BECOME SOMEWHAT DELIRIOUS.
THIS IS GOING TO SOUND TERRIBLE BUT I ALMOST WANT TO LICK AN AMPLE POSTERIOR ONCE I BECOME FULLY AWARE OF ITS PRESENCE AND SCOPE.
PART OF ME THINKS IT’S DUE TO THE BUTT OWNER’S CHOICE OF DENIM, AND I FULLY SUPPORT THAT.
IT’S ADDICTIVE AND I HAVE A VERY HARD TIME REFRAINING FROM BLATANT OGLING.
IT’S LIKE, “DAMN, WOMAN. I WOULD LIKE TO DATE YOU AND PHOTOGRAPH YOUR BODY.”
RIGHT? “SEVERAL ACQUAINTANCES HAVE TRIED TO STEER ME CLEAR OF THE PITFALLS OF THIS TYPE OF LUST BUT YOUR AMPLE BOTTOM HAS ME IN A SEXUAL FRENZY.”
… I ENJOYED THIS HONEST AND FORTHRIGHT CONVERSATION.
AS DID I.